Unofficial remake

Sixteen stars

In this chapter

Everyone wants to be in the film, for an Oscar. Sixteen are hidden under scenery all over the lot; script in hand, Seymour hands them out, and the cameras roll.

Ask anyone while carrying the script: "HI THERE! DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MY NEW MOVIE?". They all do, but only for an Oscar. Sixteen Oscars lie about the game, nearly all under scenery that can be picked up. With the script, the scenery and the Oscar all wanting a hand, the routine is: put the script down nearby, pick up the scenery, put it down out of the way, pick up the Oscar, pick up the script, deliver.

SPECIAL EFFECTS: the barrel... "BY GOLLY! ITS AN OSCAR!"
SPECIAL EFFECTS: the barrel… "BY GOLLY! ITS AN OSCAR!"step 74,011
RECEPTION: "WHAT A BRILLIANT FILM, OF COURSE ILL BE IN IT!!"
RECEPTION: "WHAT A BRILLIANT FILM, OF COURSE ILL BE IN IT!!"step 74,819

The verified playthrough hands them out in this order:

Oscar foundundergiven to
SPECIAL EFFECTSthe barrelPippa
THE LIFTthe yukka plantthe doorman
A CORRIDORthe packing caseSal
A BEDROOMthe bedknobRick (now at Sal's)
THE STAIRCASEthe chandelier legthe body in THE LIBRARY
SHERLOCK BONESthe leavesthe jailed cowboy (THE LOCKUP)
THE LOCKUPthe packing caseTowser
FRANK EINSTEINthe railingFrank (THE SECRET LAB)
THE SECRET LAB(lying there)King Kong
the village hutthe packing caseTarzan
the parrot's hutthe barrel (chapter 5)the pirate
MORE TREE HUTSthe wooden windowLil
MGAMBA TREE HUTSthe leavesthe woman on Kong's roof
CASTLE EXITthe leavesDorothy
MINGS ARMOURY(lying there)Ming
THE SPACE BASEthe air ventSindy

Two need tricks. The chandelier leg over THE STAIRCASE can only be taken by standing on the hanging chandelier: climb from INSIDE SAUCY SALS by the piano stool, the piano and the chandeliers there, across onto it. Take the leg and the chandelier falls; the Oscar it hid can then be reached at the top of a jump from the bar.

THE STAIRCASE: "GOSH ITS A CHANDELIER LEG".
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And MINGS ARMOURY, above the space base, is reached only by jumping into FLASH BOREDOM's booth just as the machine stops: Seymour arrives at the space base still rising and sails on up.

MINGS ARMOURY: "BY GOLLY! ITS AN OSCAR!"
MINGS ARMOURY: "BY GOLLY! ITS AN OSCAR!"step 94,629

And yes, the body in the library takes one. He was acting all along.

THE LIBRARY: the body wants to be in the movie.
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The last Oscar goes to Sindy in THE MALT SHOP.

THE MALT SHOP: the sixteenth star.
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The ending screen
The end.

The Oscars page has each hiding place and each character on its own reveal, with a video.