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The Oscars

Sixteen Oscars, sixteen would-be stars. The last stretch of the game, one reveal at a time.

With the movie script in his hands, Seymour learns that the whole cast is in Miami with Dirk. "WHERE ON EARTH CAN I FIND 16 ACTORS??!" Everybody on the lot is happy to be in the film, for a price: an Oscar.

The rules:

  • Ask anyone while carrying the movie script: "HI THERE! DO YOU WANT TO BE IN MY NEW MOVIE?". Without the script they want to see it first; without an Oscar they want one.
  • With the script and an Oscar carried, they say yes and take the Oscar. Any Oscar will do for anyone.
  • When the sixteenth Oscar is handed over, the game is won.

Most Oscars are hidden under scenery you can pick up. With the script, the scenery and the Oscar all wanting a slot, the inventory fills up: put the script down nearby, pick up the scenery, put it down out of the way, pick up the Oscar, then the script again (how the inventory works).

Where they are

Sixteen Oscars, one behind each click, by the place they're in. Each answer has a video.

THE LIFT

Under the yukka plant on the right of the lift room. Pick up the plant, put it down elsewhere, and the Oscar is there.

9 s · speech captions
SPECIAL EFFECTS

Under the barrel on the high floor of SPECIAL EFFECTS (The high floor in Special Effects).

10 s · speech captions
The parrot's hut (ISNT THIS HIGH?)

Under the barrel in the hut. You may well have found this one early, while leading the parrot (The parrot won't leave its hut).

7 s · speech captions
The hut in MGAMBA VILLAGE

Under the packing case in the hut where the leather jacket was.

8 s · speech captions
MORE TREE HUTS

Behind the wooden window high on the right of MORE TREE HUTS. Jump for it.

8 s · speech captions
MGAMBA TREE HUTS

Under a clump of leaves on the right of MGAMBA TREE HUTS.

8 s · speech captions
A CORRIDOR (The Big Country)

Under the packing case in A CORRIDOR, upstairs in the saloon.

9 s · speech captions
A BEDROOM (The Big Country)

Under the bedknob on Sal's bed.

10 s · speech captions
THE STAIRCASE (The Big Country)

Under the chandelier leg hanging over THE STAIRCASE. It can only be taken standing on the hanging chandelier: climb from INSIDE SAUCY SALS by the piano stool, the piano and the chandeliers there, across onto it. Take the leg, and the chandelier falls; the Oscar it hid can then be grabbed at the top of a jump from the bar.

18 s · speech captions
SHERLOCK BONES

Under a clump of leaves hanging on the foggy street. Both the leaves and the Oscar are high: pick them up at the top of a jump.

9 s · speech captions
THE LOCKUP (Rick Bracy)

Under the packing case in THE LOCKUP, down the Cop Shop's lift.

9 s · speech captions
FRANK EINSTEIN

Under the piece of railing on FRANK EINSTEIN's upper left.

10 s · speech captions
THE SECRET LAB (Frank Einstein)

Lying in plain sight in THE SECRET LAB (Reaching the secret lab).

5 s · speech captions
CASTLE EXIT (The Wizard of Oz)

Under a clump of leaves high on the right of CASTLE EXIT, near the castle top.

8 s · speech captions
THE SPACE BASE (Flash Boredom)

Under the air vent in THE SPACE BASE (left room). Mind the patrol.

8 s · speech captions
MINGS ARMOURY (Flash Boredom)

Lying in MINGS ARMOURY, above the space base. Getting there is the trick: Reaching Ming's armoury.

18 s · speech captions

Who takes one

Sixteen characters will take an Oscar, any Oscar, once Seymour shows them the script. Some have a condition first.

The doormanSTUDIO ENTRANCE

No condition: he's always wanted to be in pictures.

PippaRECEPTION

No condition.

TarzanTHE BACKLOT, TARZAN

No condition.

The pirateinside his hut, CHEZ TARZAN

Once Polly is back on his shoulder (The pirate won't let me in).

SindyTHE MALT SHOP

No condition (she'll be dancing again by then).

SalA BEDROOM

No condition.

Rick BracyA BEDROOM

Not at the precinct any more: once he has read Sal's letter (Rick won't leave the precinct) you'll find him upstairs at Sal's.

The cowboyTHE LOCKUP

Once he's been arrested (The cowboy on the staircase throws me back), he's in the cells under THE COP SHOP. Even a jailbird wants to be a star.

The bodyTHE LIBRARY

"OH GOLLY! HE IS DEAD!" Is he? Once the cowboy has confessed, the body turns out to be a very good actor.

LilINSIDE GREASY LILS

No condition.

King KongKING KONG, THE TOP

After his banana buttie (King Kong at the top), and once he has calmed down: if he won't take it straight away, go off and come back later.

The woman on the roofKING KONG, THE TOP

After she's been set free (The woman tied up on the roof), and like Kong, once things have settled: come back later if she isn't ready.

TowserFRANK EINSTEIN

Yes, the dog. After his ball (The dog in the laboratory).

Frank EinsteinTHE SECRET LAB

No condition, apart from getting there (Reaching the secret lab).

DorothyCASTLE EXIT

No condition (her corner is reached from the castle top).

Ming the MercilessTHE SPACE BASE

Once he puts up with Seymour (Ming throws me out).