The biggest scene of the decade
Findelmeyer Studios has booked the closing shot. The producer has cried twice this week. The director is mysteriously unreachable.
Findelmeyer Studios Presents
A superstar's adventure
The crew vanished. The memo had typos. The final scene is unfinished - and one studio employee in blue boots is the only one still clocked in.
Findelmeyer Studios has booked the closing shot. The producer has cried twice this week. The director is mysteriously unreachable.
Everyone reads "long lunch on the back lot" and never returns. Seymour is the only one still on the clock.
One small studio employee decides to finish the film himself. What could possibly go wrong, alone, on a Friday?
Hero - Odd-job
Owns one hat, two boots, and a startling amount of perseverance.
Crew - Missing
Has not been seen since the memo incident. Last known location: Lot 7.
Crew - Stressed
Wants the film finished by Friday. Has cried two distinct times this week.
Plot device - Loud
Spinning since 1992. Hasn't taken a single coffee break.
$ tail -n 9 changelog.log [v1.0.2] Director's office: solved soft-lock when prop chicken was used on the wrong moustache. (Reported by 14 testers.) [v1.0.1] ! Train sequence: backlot express now arrives on time. Apologies to anyone stranded since the v1.0 launch. [v1.0.0] Reel rolled. Steam Deck build certified eggcellent. Manual PDF hosted on the lot. Builds in the shared folder. $ _
Step into the shoes of Seymour. Jump, climb, explore, and use an inventory full of ridiculous props to solve puzzles, save the film, and achieve true megastardom.
Windows, Linux, and macOS - ARM64 and x64 - in our shared download folder. Sensible install sizes. No DRM.
Open download folder ->The full PDF production manual is hosted here. Printable prop tickets live in the shared download folder.
Download manual PDF ->Seymour at the Vanishing Point is in active production. The next caper is brewing in the development room.
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