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Quarterly milestone posts and honest "we hit the wall" notes from the cutting room.
Coming Soon - In Active Development
A cryptic memo pulls Seymour from his private beach retreat back to the lot. Actors are disappearing directly out of finished films. Board a subterranean locomotive, survive the glitches of Clocktower Metropolis, and stop a dark shadow before you vanish from the credits entirely.
Seymour debuts on home micros. Codemasters publishes. Children everywhere learn what "rubber chicken on moustache" means.
First public alpha of the modern remake. Crew shorts ordered. Manual drafted.
Public release across Windows, macOS, Linux and Steam Deck. PDF manual included. You are here.
Subterranean locomotive prototyped. Clocktower Metropolis blocked out. First glitch-actor swap tested.
Second feature lands. Cross-promotion with the wider Yolkfolk Corner if the planets align.
Crossover tributes, puzzle one-shots, archive scans. The cutting-room floor is large and well-organised.
While Seymour is busy running the studio lot, we haven't forgotten the keepers of the wider Yolkfolk flame. Keep your eyes locked on this space for future announcements, puzzle-adventure tributes, and potential crossovers featuring everyone's favourite adventurous egg family.
Quarterly milestone posts and honest "we hit the wall" notes from the cutting room.
Fan screenshots, challenge runs, "solved with a tea cup" stories, and bullet-point bragging.
Manual scans, production sketches, and the cutting-room extras from the budget era.
No. It is a non-commercial fan tribute, offered with respect. The original character concept was created by Big Red Software and published by Codemasters in the early 1990s.
Because 1993 was when this kind of game was at its peak and frankly, modern web design could use a little more clapperboard energy.
Watch the Yolkfolk Corner. We open contribution windows around milestone posts and welcome bug reports, screenshots, and patient feedback.
That's the plan. Tribute work pays in good vibes, not invoices.
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